The Accountants Of Homeland Security

Hey everyone,
Here is this weeks super fly Final Countdown lineup.

James Fritz-standup
The Ellie Maybe Experience- unplugged rock
Armchair Showcase-improv
Mark Vana-standup
The Great Sandini-magician
Jay McKinney-standup
Cartoons by Matt-politcal cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 17th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

Here from Saturday’s show is the amazingly funny Carrie Callahan.
She won the award for Breakout Performer of 2008 at the Chicago Comedy Awards. Check out why.

Since this was kind of a reunion show, we dusted off a couple of old scenes from the O.C.Y.C. days. This is one of them. It’s called WuWu.

This past Saturday was great. Tim, James & Matt got to perform with our old friends, John & Laurie from Pistol Whipped. (Sorry Shelley. No drums. Damn Dirty Yuppies.)
We used to do loft shows together in a magical time known as the late 90’s. Here’s a couple of songs.
(Oh, and watch for John laughing during “Plains of Nebraska”. It’s because he’s just spotted Tim backstage wearing nothing but whitey tighties.)
Summer Drive

Plains of Nebraska

Robert Buscemi returned to the Final Countdown this past weekend, and was fucking hysterical.
Here. See for yourself.

Here, from the 05/03 Final Countdown, is the really cool accoustic/folk/noir duo… House And Bird.

Here, the Accountants’ own Tim Grimes describes his day working for the Apartment People.

From the 05/03/08 Final Countdown… here is the hysterical sketch duo, Cowboy Don.

The very funny Mike Cody is moving to Minneapolis shortly.
We’re glad he got to perform with us again before he broke Chicago’s heart by leaving.

We’ve cleared up our technical issues, and are finally getting to post from the 05/03 show…
Here’s our friend, magician Jeff Bibik.
Now we’ve actually posted this trick once before, but, this is actually a much better angle, and it’s really freaky.
Watch the Spiral!!!!

Hey everyone,
We’re very excited about this week’s show. Most especially because we’re doing a show again with our friends John & Laurie from Pistol Whipped. But, top to bottom, this is an awesome lineup.

Robert Buchemi- Standup
John & Laurie From Pistol Whipped- Unplugged Rock
Gorgeous Julio- Improv
Carrie Callahan- Standup
Brad French- Juggler
Cartoons By Matt- Political Cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 10th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

…will be posted later in the week.
Sorry, folks, technical difficulties.

Hey everybody,
Here is the lineup for this week’s Final Countdown.

Mike Cody- standup
House & Bird- folk noir duo
Cowboy Don- sketch
Bryan Berrey- standup
Jeff Bibik- magician
Cartoons By Matt- political cartoons

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
May 3rd, 11pm, $8, BYOB

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is the very funny Adam Burke.

From the 04/26/08 Final Countdown, here is the great magician… Mr. John Sturk.

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is the very funny comedian Dustin White.

Hey everyone, after a week off, The Final Countdown returns with a vengence.
Here’s this week’s ass kickin’ lineup.

Adam Burke- standup
Skitzovoice- human beatbox
John Sturk- magician
Dustin White- standup
Kelly Ruth- accoustic folk jazz

Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
April 26th, 11pm, $8, BYOB

Many of you know our troubles with the Yuppies who’ve been complaining about our music acts… for those who are, and those who aren’t… enjoy James & Matt’s dramatic re-enactment which we like to call… “Our Yuppie Neighbors”.

From this Saturday’s show, here’s the extremely funny Lee Kepraios.

Here’s our friend, juggler Brad French, doing an awesome juggling piece called “Picasso”.

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here’s our friend, the very funny Mr. Paul Siggy.

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here is the hysterical Chad Briggs.

Here, from the 04/05 Final Countdown… and singing a couple of funny songs, is the Accountants’ own Jay McKinney.

Hey everyone,
Here’s the groovy lineup for Saturday’s show.
(ALSO REMEMBER– NO SHOW ON 04/19!!!)

Carrie Callahan- Standup
Fried Green Durbins- Sketch
Low Carb Comedy- Short Film
Paul Siggy- Standup
Brad French- Juggler
Cartoons By Matt- Political Cartoons

Saturday, April 12th
Cornservatory Theatre- 4210 N. Lincoln
11pm, $8, BYOB

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here are James, Matt & Tim performing a sketch entitled “S.W. Detective”.

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here are the erotic poetic stylings of our friends, Forsynth Erotica.

From Saturday’s Final Countdown, here are the extremely funny Money Kids.

Here are our friends Radar Eyes, doing what they do best… rocking.
CAN’T DANCE

NOT YOU AGAIN

From the 03/39 Final Countdown, here is the very funny musical stylings of Mr. Matt Griffo.

From Saturday’s show, here are the extremely funny Think Tank.