Washington D.C.- A new report detailing the catastrophic effects of climate change released on Tuesday has caused shock and outrage in the nation’s capital by being written in Comic Sans. The report, which claims the earth will be rendered uninhabitable by 2040, inspired thousands across the country to take to […]
Monthly Archives: August 2021
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Encino, California- On Sunday, a three million-year-old hominid shocked researchers with a four-hour rant against Cancel Culture. Scientists at The Academy of Enriched Sciences report that Ogg, a caveman recently revived from a block of ice, subjected them to a relentless tirade, ruining their nerdy weekend BBQ. “It was horrible,” […]