Earlier this week, heaven gained an angel, and America lost a hero. We, The Accountants of Homeland Security News Action Team/Backyard Moonshine Distillers, were shocked to hear that Colin Powell had died from complications from COVID-19. Mr. Powell was a true inspiration to us, and that’s why we are celebrating […]
Yearly Archives: 2021
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Wisconsin’s ultra wealthy unite in their support of Republican Senator Ron Johnson to thank him for huge tax cuts for the 1%, climate change denial, support of using horse medicine to treat Covid, and more.
Washington D.C.- A new report detailing the catastrophic effects of climate change released on Tuesday has caused shock and outrage in the nation’s capital by being written in Comic Sans. The report, which claims the earth will be rendered uninhabitable by 2040, inspired thousands across the country to take to […]
Encino, California- On Sunday, a three million-year-old hominid shocked researchers with a four-hour rant against Cancel Culture. Scientists at The Academy of Enriched Sciences report that Ogg, a caveman recently revived from a block of ice, subjected them to a relentless tirade, ruining their nerdy weekend BBQ. “It was horrible,” […]
After the Derek Chauvin verdict, the Secretary of Race Relations has declared racism officially over!